OH!!! NOW I
UNDERSTAND HOW BO 'QUALIFIED' TO RECEIVE THAT 'NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!' IT WAS
AWARDED BY A COMMITTEE OF IDIOTS CONSUMED IN RECKLESS ABANDON BY A DRUNKEN
STUPOR! OK - I CAN LIVE WITH THAT - STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES.
WHEW! I WAS AFRAID THEY REALLY FELT THAT BO DESERVED
THAT PRIZE. NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WHO REALLY DID DESERVE IT? WHAT HAPPENS NOW? AND, IF THEY THINK
THAT BO WILL RETURN THAT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, BOY - THEY REALLY ARE STUPID.
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Nobel
Committee Asks Obama “Nicely” To Return Peace Prize
MARCH 8, 2013
Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel
Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought
to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the
“really nice” case it came in.
Jagland, flanked by
the other four members of the Committee, said they’d
never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable
war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% draw down in US troops in
Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of
“non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open.
There’s bombing Libya. There’s blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him
on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan
until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”
The Committee awarded
Obama the coveted prize in 2009 after he made a series of speeches in the first
months of his presidency, which convinced the Peace Prize Committee that he
was: “creating a new climate of…multilateral diplomacy…an emphasis on the role
of the United Nations…of dialogue and negotiations as instruments for resolving
international conflicts…and a vision of world free of nuclear arms.”
“Boy oh boy!” added Jagland. “Did we regret that press release!”
But, he revealed the committee members were all “legless drunk”
the day they voted, as it was the start of Norway’s annual
aquavit-tasting festival. The “totally toasted” members
listened over and over to replays of Obama’s Cairo speech, tearing up and
drinking shots to the glorious future: a black man leading America and the
world into a new era of peace, hope and goodwill. “For a few hours we were all
18 year-old students again at the beautiful, occasionally sunny University of
Bergen! Oh, how we cried for joy!”
The
chairman said the committee weren’t “going to be pills” about getting
the Prize back because they still “basically really liked” Mr. Obama and that
sending it back in a plain package by regular mail would be fine if it
would save him the embarrassment of a public return. (Are these people that
stupid that they really believe this DC con artist would actually RETURN
the Nobel Peace Prize???) "But", added Jagland,
“things could get nasty” if the committee didn’t see it by the time
they announce the new Peace Prize winner in the fall. He and the committee then
excused themselves to resume their celebration of Norway’s annual
aquavit-tasting festival.
The
White House had no comment. It later announced an aggressive new covert
CIA initiative to identify and apprehend Al Qaeda operatives in Scandinavia.
end Source: thefinaledition.com
NOW,
THAT NEW AGGRESSION DEFINITELY DESERVES THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!!!
YEAH!!!! RIGHT!!!!!! PEACE - PEACE - PEACE!!! CAN YOU
YELL IT OUT AGAIN? P - E - A - C - E!!!!!! Sorry for my input
folks. I was mad as hell about this when this 'award' was given, and I am
STILL mad as hell about it.
1 comment:
John, FYI this may actually be a spoof news story a la The Onion.
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