Too funny, sad and true

Subject: Fw: Too funny, sad and true
Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:55:59 -0500

Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago?

  Body count: In the last 12 months 500 killed (murdered) in Chicago.

  221 killed in Iraq AND Chicago has one of the strictest gun laws in the entire US.

 President: Barack Hussein Obama

  Senator: Dick Durbin

 House Representative: not Jesse Jackson Jr. any longer

  Governor: Pat Quinn

  House leader: Mike Madigan

  Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)

  Mayor: Rahm Emanuel

 The leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

 Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago.

 Of course, they're all blaming each other.

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

 Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

 Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

 Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

 Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

 Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

 This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois.

 And he is going to 'fix' Washington politics for us???

 George Ryan is no longer Governor, he is in the big house. 

Of course he was replaced by Rob Blajegovitch who is...that's right, also in the big house. 

And Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. resigned a couple of weeks ago. That is because he is fighting being sent to...that's right, the big house.

The Land of Lincoln, where our governors make our license plates.