Just wanted to let you know - today
I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
12 comments:
CHECK THE SEEDS THEY ARE PROBABLY ...... GMO'ed
HILARIOUS but ...
I am sending this to the White House right now and I encourage everyone else to do the same.
www.WhiteHouse.gov
Hot damn! What a deal; can't wait.
I can'nt wait , can I come over and see yours ?
I got one to but my directions were in Chinese.
love it hillarious, thank goodness I'm fluent in Spanish!
Was that prayer rug Made in Israel or the US prison system?
LOL.
Wasn't expecting it.
So things can still be funny without offending anyone in particular?
Love the stickers and posters, that's for the additional benefits that may be available; maybe people will throw tomatoes when they see the bumper sticker or the poster in your yard and you'll have even more seeds.
LOL
Thanks John you made my day! I am so looking forward to it!
You were under strict Non-Disclosure!!!!
Now your package will be taken from you......LOL
Israelies do not huse prayer rugs. Muslims do.
...and Israelis.
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