Thursday, August 2, 2012

Anonymous Hacks IRS Database and publishes Romney Tax Returns

Anonymous Hacks IRS Database and publishes Romney Tax Returns


Anonymous Hacks IRS Database and publishes Romney Tax Returns



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August 1, 2012 - Late last night, the mysterious group of hackers known as Anonymous successfully hacked the main database for the Internal Revenue Service. The group appeared to have a singular target- Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Romney has been criticized by both parties for his failure to produce more than one past tax return.

The Anonymous attack successfully retrieved 25-years worth of Romney’s tax returns and published them without permission on major websites throughout the Internet. The majority of these websites removed the returns within minutes, however it was too late to completely protect the candidate’s already tainted image.

Romney campaign spokeswoman Andrea Saul stated last week that “there has been no year in which Romney paid zero taxes”. In 2008, this was true. He earned $23,425,316 and paid $412.18 in federal income taxes. This calculates to a federal tax rate of 0.0018%. How did Romney get his tax burden so low? According to his return, he had approximately $23,407,000 in itemized deductions. These deductions ranged from $78,923 for “Toupee Creators Unlimited” and $41,826 for “Spray-on tan services” to a $3.8 million dollar write-off for a trip to Las Vegas with potential campaign donors. The Romney family also paid salaries to their numerous employees including, two yacht captains, three pilots for their private jets, two professional dog walkers, one toupee stylist and a “live-in contortionist”. What someone does with a live-in contortionist, one can only speculate. However, the $891,064 Romney spent on an “EWS Donor Party at the Pennsylvania Mansion” might give us a clue. While the return does not indicate what “EWS” stands for, given that the deducted supplies for the party included “Venetian masks, alcohol, lubricant and various Egyptian leather accessories” it was most likely an “Eyes Wide Shut” party.

In addition to his wild nights, Romney also deducted health related expenses. These included $127,000 for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for a condition termed “Pseudologia fantastica” also known as Compulsive Liar Syndrome. This may explain why the Republican nominee’s views seem to change dramatically depending on his audience. In fact, his recent string of political gaffes may be the direct result of his inability to keep up with the many competing “truths” he has spoken over the past year. According to noted Psychiatrist Bryan King, “Pathological liars seem utterly sincere about their lies, but if confronted with facts to the contrary, will often just as sincerely reverse their story.” According to Politifact, a news organization that researches the veracity of politician’s statements, only 16% of Romney’s examined statements were found to be completely true.

Read more: http://www.disclose.tv/news/Anonymous_Hacks_IRS_Database_and_publishes_Romney_Tax_Returns/85688#ixzz22PCqwb5n

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that report seems credible.

Anonymous said...

hey anonymous how about doing that for Obama too.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Bix Weir may be right. Time will tell.

...and who knew Romney was wearing a toupee and spending so much on it? lol

Anonymous said...

www.freewoodpost.com

Sorry guys, this was on a satire news website first. Good job to disclose tv for doing research.

Anonymous said...

What about the satiric blood letting communist currently occupying the oval office?

Anonymous said...

Yeah! This is supposedly the underhanded tactic the Liar-in-Chief always pulls...using useful idiots to "gather the goods" on his opponents like he did to his opponent in Chicago when he was running for the Senate. Could you or I have somone's court-sealed divorce record opened? Could you or I get it publicized in the papers? Could you or I get information from the IRS about someone else's tax returns for the last ten years? As Anon. 2:59 said...what about the blood-letting commie in the oval office? Where are his passport, birth cert., selective service registration card, a bona fide social security number and all his college records? Good grief! And they went to the trouble to get Romney's so-called tax returns? Nothing like having a few screws loose!

Anonymous said...

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG THAT ROMNEY USED THE LEGAL TAX LOOPHOLES TO NOT PAY AN ILLEGAL IRS TAX. WAKE UP AMERICA. THE IRS IS A THIRD PARTY DEBT COLLECTOR OF AN ILLEGAL FED. RESERVE. ROMNEY IS A SELF MAD MAN AND SMART ENOUGH TO USE THE SYSTEM AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT. WHAT HAS OBAMA DONE? OTHER THAN CREATE CAOS AND CONFUSION AND DEBT????

Rob Shore said...

kind of makes Mr. Paul look like a Saint.

Anonymous said...

This post originated at freewoodpost.com, a satire site like The Onion. Had me going for a minute, though - sure is funny!! http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/07/28/anonymous-hacks-irs-database-publishes-romney-tax-returns/

Anonymous said...

I know one thing for sure...WE ARE DOOMED!!! This IDIOTS running our lives are corrupt, greedy liars, puppets and SLAVES of the REAL people running this world, please don't give in to the 2 party game, look back in
History and you will see it clearly, both parties had worked hard and successfully to get us where we are today: HOMELESS, JOBLESS, HOPELESS, AND SLAVES TO THE BANKING SYSTEM. I laugh when something "bad" is said about either party and someone from the opposite side jumps and stars accusing and defending, please don't waste time and energy doing that. THE REAL PROBLEM FOR WE THE PEOPLE IS ALL THIS POLITICAL WORMS!!! AND I AM TALKING ABOUT ...GLOBALLY.

Anonymous said...

@anonymous (above):
"THE REAL PROBLEM FOR WE THE PEOPLE IS ALL THIS POLITICAL WORMS!!!"

Couldn't agree more. As a recovering sufferer of chronic Microfilarial Infection (a tick- and mosquito-borne infestation of teeny tiny threadworms, not entirely unlike the ones your dog is given HeartGuard® for), some apparent parallels emerge to light.

Think of the mosquitos as Dems and the ticks as Repugs...

Not entirely unlike all the rest of America, I have been plentifully bit by both species with nary a thought of harm ensuing until one day oi crikey ai yai... Then a hard slog through the offices of half a dozen Very Costly and dangerously *crazymaking* "doctors"(sic) before the Right Physician appeared on the ol' Event Horizon.

Maybe I am reading too much into the apparent parallel of Little Person and Great Nation. But while I at last got the Right Medicine, the Nation is still being eaten alive from the inside out - and WHERE IS THE GOOD DOCTOR?

Hint: If Romney's open (and illegal) solicitation of illegal foreign funds for his US campaign pans out right, Ole Doc Paul'll surely fill the void right handy. Maybe. If the Banksters don't put the arm on him for their Customary Vigorish post-inauguration. Or if they do - and he lays into 'em on the spot with a 12-gauge sawed-off (unlikely) or a squadron if US Marshals (MUCH better!) for the attempt.

I can tell you one other thing: Once the euphoria of having at last gotten the Right Medicine wears off, it is sure to be a long, ugly and pain-filled slog. So much Vital Substance has been devoured! There will doubtless be much wailing, oozing and many caked-up sores all over the Body, to be gently cleaned with plenty TLC from Heaven. Infectious waste (aka perps, crooks, criminals etc) must be handled with great care to avoid re-infection and prolongation of the therapy.

But after the agony: The Cure is MINE. In the case of the Nation, YOURS TOO. Only the Nation's and indeed the World's worms are much fatter, more viciously gluttonous and even more heavily-armed than any of Mother Nature's Tiny Hungry Children ever might be.

Neglecting the Treatment, otoh, leads to a slow, lurching death. Comfortably Numb up until the Rigor Extremis sets in.

Fact: John 8:32 is Just All Right by ME. And that is all. 0{:-)o<